I'm tired of needless, endless regulation
The government controls my business day
Your freedoms die by statist strangulation
And now I fear the worst is on its way
There's a liberal in my toilet and he wants to plan my day
by decreein' how much water I'm allowed to use today
And he doesn't like my lightbulbs so he's taking them away
He's flushing all my freedoms down the drain
I'm sick of eco-wacko green religion
A bureaucratic fascist-fueled malaise
They'll force compliance in their marxist vision
and persecute resistors to their ways
There's a liberal in my toilet and he wants to feel my pain
And he oughta, 'cause he caused it in the first place anyway
There's a liberal in my toilet shoutin' down what you can say
He's flushing all my freedoms down the drain
And my big progressive brother is a bangin' down my door
'cause I won't fit in hyphenated Category 4
There's a liberal in my toilet and he's drivin' me insane
Flushing all my freedoms down the drain
And he's in my granny's diaper when she tries to board the plane
while blatantly appeasin' crazy psychos named Hussein
There's a liberal in my toilet and he's drivin' me insane
Flushing all my freedoms down the drain
I'm tired of smug and meddlin' nanny staters
who central plan what's good for you and me
It's time for us to read the declaration
or lose it to progressive tyranny
There's a liberal in my toilet and she's got my dinner plate
It's the food police for me but not for thee who stuffs her face
There's a liberal in my toilet tryin' to occupy my space
Flushing all my freedoms down
Flushing all your freedoms
Come November, let's all flush 'em down the drain
Come November, let's all flush 'em down the drain
credits
released October 18, 2012
Written, performed and recorded by Irony Curtain
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